Max does a newscast on the most entertaining story in the news every day... It's called the news only MAX cares about, because he is the only one on the show that feels like these stories are newsworthy. Hopefully you'll agree with him!

A Florida woman is in some trouble after she left the scene of an accident she caused
while trying to do something much more dangerous than texting while driving... she
was shaving her pubes "bikini area!"

Megan Barnes' allegedly crashed into the back of a pickup truck, then she and her
ex-husband drove another half-mile before being pulled over.

The ex-husband was actually steering the wheel from the passenger seet while Ms.
Barnes, who was driving with a revoked license, concentrated on "trimming her
edges."

When questioned by police, Ms. Barnes said she was grooming her nether-regions
because she had to be clean for her boyfriend, who she was on her way to meet in
Key West.

I knew this was a dirty situation when I read the headline, but I CANNOT BELIEVE she
was cleaning up for her new boyfriend while sitting right next to her ex... This story
screams DRUGS!!!! (Probably meth from the looks of this pic)

A British toddler is expected to make a full recovery after he was nearly crushed to
death when the giant snowman he built collapsed on top of him.

3-year-old Louis Kindal was crushed by the 10ft high figure on the first snow day of
the year. His father saved him by digging him out with his bare hands.

Louis was unconscious when his father recovered him, but there were no other injuries
besides being traumatized from ever building a snowman again...

So parents, please make sure your kids don't get too ridiculous with their snowman
on their first snow day...

This Ohio man is in jail after police arrested him for urinating on a meat counter at a
Canton Wal-Mart store.

Robert T. Jenkins was arrested at 1:30am and charged with felony vandalism and
disorderly conduct.

Police responded to a call from a Wal-Mart employee who said a man walked up to the
meat counter and began urinating on the steaks, destroying more than $600 in meat.

Jenkins is currently being held on $25,000 bond.

An Ohio woman was sentenced to involuntary manslaughter for smothering the father of her 3 children to death, by sitting on him.

Mia Luandingham pleaded guilty on Wednesday, and was sentenced to 3 years probation
and 100 hours of community service.

Landingham, who weighs over 350 pounds, sat on 126-pound Mikal Middleton-Bey as he
laid face down on a couch, causing him to suffocate.

A police scale that went up to 350 pounds wasn't enough to weight the Cleveland woman.

A Chinese man, who trained monkeys in martial arts, was shocked when the monkeys
attacked him.

Lo Wung's taekwondo monkeys have become a regular feature outside a shopping
center, until they turned the table on their owner and began kicking and punching him
in front of spectators.

At one point the trainer grabbed a stick to hit the monkeys, but they copied him and
began striking him in the head with a different stick.

He finally managed to get the monkeys under control by tangling them up in a rope
that had been used to stop them from running off.

Before he wrangled them up, one kick caught Wung right in the head, and luckily for
us it was captured on camera.

This pet cat has become an online star in China because it can use a toilet made for
humans, and even clean up his mess with toilet paper.

If the toilet is occupied she will wait patiently until it's free before going in. This cat does
a better job than some humans I know!!

These two men above are dead broke brothers who are so poor that they live in a cave,
but now they are set to inherit a share of a $6 billion fortune from their German
grandma.

Zslot and Geza Peladi live in a cave outside Budapest, Hungary, and sell scrap they find
on the street for pennies.

Now they are on the verge of inheriting their grandmother's massive fortune, because
they are her only living relatives and according to German law direct descendents are
automatically entitled to a share of any estate.

I wonder what a caveman does with $6 billion...

The word "Unfriend," which refers to removing someone as a friend on Facebook, has
been named the American word of the year.

It topped a list of tech-related terms in the New Oxford American Dictionary's "Word of
the Year" list.

This story hits close to home with me because someone just "unfriended" me yesterday for the
first time that I know of... It's so weird when the only way you find out you're no longer friends
with someone is through Facebook... Oh well, Maybe YOU will be my friend instead!!
CLICK HERE TO BE MY FRIEND!!

An Ohio man dressed as a Breathalyzer test for Halloween found himself blowing into
one after cops stopped him for driving the wrong way- without headlights- on a
one-way street.

20-year-old James Miller was arrested when he blew a 0.15 on the Breathalyzer test,
and cops found beer in the car.

If a Breathalyzer costume isn't a dead giveaway for being drunk, I don't know what
is... Just like if you see a dude dressed as a blunt, you expect to find some weed on
him!